Yes, that’s me. Augie named me when he was 5. He didn’t know how to spell Cutie, so that’s how I got my unique name.
I’ve been told that I have the personality of Miss Piggy and Angelica from the Rugrats. My hobbies are eating and collecting things and also eating the things I collect. I collect things from all over the house. I hide them under my mom’s bed. No one is allowed under there except me and my mom. Right now, I have Augie’s entire bag of valentines that he got at school. Lots of them used to have candy taped to them. I ate all of that for him. He can have them back now. That stuff would rot his teeth.
I am a Springer Spaniel with perfect markings, of course. I’m four years old and I didn’t come from the animal shelter, like the boys. No one would ever want to get rid of me. I’m pretty, smart and puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrfect! The key to understanding me is that I live up to my name…..I SPRING. If my mom tries out recipes at home, I often try the first one….right off the counter top. My mom says the only safe place is on top of the refrigerator. At night, I lay awake thinking of ways to create a ladder to get up there.
Another one of my hobbies is barking at the new cats we have. My mom doesn’t like it. She often tells me to stop. But I just enjoy talking very loudly to the cats. I think that’s the only way they’ll learn to speak “dog”.
I love to get in the dryer when my mom is taking out the warm towels. I often growl to get her to leave me alone and leave the towels in there.
I also help my mom with the dishes at night. I consider myself the pot scrubber cycle, licking all the dishes before she puts the soap in. I like to save energy. Think green!
