Hi, my name’s Bear.  I’m six years old.  I’m part Chow and part “I don’t know”.  I’ve got two stainless steel knees.  I say that makes me a bionic dog.  I run really FFFFFAAAssssssssssssssstttt!! 
I love to escape when anyone opens the front door.  My hobby is barking at school buses.  Three of them stop in front of our house five days a week.  When it gets hot outside, they quit coming. 
My teeth are very brown because I was very sick when my mom and dad rescued me from the Cherokee County Humane Society.  The doctor gave me Tetracycline while I still had baby teeth.  When my big choppers came in, they were brown.  I think it gives me character and makes me look very mean…..even though my sister, QD, says I have a sissy bark. 
I am nocturnal and roam the house at night on patrol.  The cats are very scarey.